dancybutt:

"what state do you live in?"

constant anxiety

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worryings:

once i thought my pet rock died so i flushed it and i clogged the toilet for a week 

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basedgosh:

*apologizes* *apologizes for apologizing* *apologizes for apologizing for apologizing* *apologizes for apologizing for apologizing for apologizing* *apologizes after you say its ok* *repeats cycle*

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jesusinc:

jesusinc:

Petition to make Joe from princess diaries the new anonymous icon

image

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spookemoij:

What if a pregnancy test just said:
¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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