i-dont-have-to-do-boo:

peabodysfedora:

detectivewho:

dblaksle:

guys remember when Lemony Snicket filled an entire page with evers? 

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I do.

Who cares about the page filled with evers? Lemony Snicket just made two whole pages black.

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He don’t give a shit.

And that time he repeated an entire passage about deja vu to give the reader deja vu

Yep

What a serious of unnecessary events

(Source: therealslimblakeslee, via trust)

hip-hop-lifestyle:

the only D youre getting is a duel

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(via dulect)

disorders:

is it cold in here or is that just my heart

(via its-barack-o-llama)

ohdaesusie:

this world is so fucked up like one of my friends has carpeting in his bathroom instead of tile like how can someone hate themselves that much

(via crystallized-teardrops)

urlannoying:

urlannoying:

what’s the hardest part about skydiving?

the ground

(via sniffing)