jaclcfrost:

i’m not cool. i’m like the opposite of cool. wait shit that’s hot. i’m not that either. i’m not hot. i’m probably just. luke warm. room temperature, maybe

(via dulect)

suspend:

i want kids but im scared they’ll blame me if theyre ugly

(via humorking)

holysimba:

Hairdresser: do you like it?
Me: yes thank you

*goes home and cries*

(via humorking)